Bride to Be Triangle Boppers

So, we just got off the phone with your bride-to-be. She told us she wants to look utterly ridiculous at her bachelorette party. That might sound strange to you, but it seems like a reasonable request to us. It’s her last night of freedom, it might be the last chance she gets to fill her life with any kind of ridiculousness other than her new husband’s sexual requests (yeah, like those are ever going to happen).
Well, you’re in luck, because we’ve got just the thing for her: get her a pair of these Bride To Be Triangle Boppers. Just look at the goofy things; there’s no way she won’t look ridiculous wearing these. When you buy these for her and present them to her at her party, she might act surprised and confused and maybe even slightly offended. But trust us, it’s just an act. Secretly, they’re everything she’s ever wanted. Well, everything she’s ever wanted to wear on her head at her bachelorette party, that is.