Boobie Pool Floater

Ah, the summertime of youth, when we were free to frolic about in the summer sun without a care in the world. I sure miss those days. I miss the soft-serve ice cream for 99 cents a cone. I miss running around the pool in bare feet, ignoring all my parents’ warnings about slipping and falling. I miss the weird older guy who liked to swim around wearing nothing but a boob-shaped pool float. Classic childhood memories.
What? You mean your local swimming pool didn’t have a weird older guy who swam around wearing nothing but a boob-shaped pool float? Well, I feel bad for you, my friend. You really missed out on a quintessential childhood experience. Fortunately, now you have the opportunity to ensure that none of the kids in your neighborhood have to suffer the same deficiency that you did. Now you can be that weird older guy, with this Boobie Pool Floater.